Contact Me

These are the only cases when you should contact me:
+ You want to say "Hi".
+ You want to say "Go f*** yourself."
+ You want to say "Ello gov'na" (Only if you are British).
+ You saw a dog and want to tell somebody.
+ You now a recipe for perfect burritos.
+ You are current world record holder of most burger eaten in a minute.
+ For any other reason not mentioned above.